Friday, 1 August 2008 | 11:55 pm

Faeces Inc.

Yay, I've finally got me a formal dress! No more stressful Sundays spent shopping! I got it for a good price too, which is always a plus. Now I just need to buy shoes and a bag and tickets and pay for the limo and figure out how to finance my hair and makeup. Yay for brokeness!

Sat the UMAT on Wed and screwed up. Goodbye dreams of studying medicine and hello boring desk job anyone?

I should probably explain the title, for anyone whos still reading. It all started when I called Ying "Yingy-poo" in Lit last year. Then I started calling Chan "Chanbum". Tara was calling me "Malaisa" because the cake shop spelt my name wrong on a birthday cake TWO friggin years ago so Chan and Ying retaliated by renaming me "Malaosai" (Lao sai means diarrhea). Poor Tara got dragged into the fray when I named her "Taranus" and just so Kymbat didn't feel left out, Chan gave her a nickname too..."Poobat". Anyway, Yen nie can be "Yen Pee" and Rowena can be "RoWEEEEEna" (please don't murder me in my sleep, I'm totally scared of you!)

Tara even has a theme song which I made up on the bus [and got many weird looks thank you very much] but it's an unfinished work of art and also a bit rude so maybe I won't post it.

Love,
Forever your darling diarrhea