Saturday, 3 May 2008 | 10:32 pm

Dad's Going Away...

...and mum's bought enough canned baked beans to feed all the starving kids in Africa and possibly deplete what little is left of our ozone layer.

My dad's going back to Malaysia on holidays, taking with him the only legal driver's license in our family. By legal I mean one that isn't a learner permit and one that has been used at least once in the past 10 years, and not just to get into a bar. Obviously, shopping will be a problem so my mum saw fit to stock up on groceries [like it's 1999] and what did she buy...CANNED BAKED BEANS.

Genius. I see now where I get it from.

Love,
Mel

Pee.ess - Honestly, I'd rather die than have to smell what is likely to be produced from living off a diet of baked beans.