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Friday, 30 May 2008 | 11:40 pm

Death Of A Phone

We are gathered here today to bid farewell our dearly beloved...

My dad is going to Malaysia tomorrow and taking my pink motorola v3x with him. Ahh, me and that phone have had some good times *wipes tear*. My dad caught me giving my phone a little cuddle goodbye, he had the audacity to LAUGH AT ME. Come on! I loved that phone! I feel like I'm betraying an old friend here, guiiilllttttrrriiiip. That phone has been with me through soccer in the park, Reiji's grandpa dance (I was watching some old vids, don't ask), [un]drunken birthday parties and flirty texts/late-night-phone-calls with would-be boyfriends. Wow, now that I think about it, it's a wonder it managed to come away relatively unscathed!

Hopefully he'll sell it and use the money to pay part of a new phone. Granted, I could be trading in my beloved [and reliable] motorola for what could turn out to be a crap-as-all-hell phone. I'm kind of putting faith in a relatively unknown brand called MWg (previously owned by O2 Asia) and getting their 3rd ever phone the Zinc II. I even drewed my dad a diagram of what it should look like and it's specs, but I'm a crappy artist and he might get the wrong one! Or maybe...the phone hasn't been released in Malaysia yet, and my dear moto will be back in my hands within 2 weeks?

Right now I'm using a relic from the 90's, my first ever phone the Nokia 3300. Built like a brick and almost as heavy, it's monochrome display reminds me that I used to have a phone with a colour screen and camera :(

-Mel-

Friday, 23 May 2008 | 6:18 pm

Don't you just wanna....

Yesterday, between homeworking, I watched this clip of animated lizards doing 'thriller' that Tara's mum sent me. Anyhoo, I got to thinking, "WOW! I remember when Suddenly Thirty came out, I really wanted to learn that dance!" One thing led to another and there I was, listening to Michael Jackson and dancing around my room.

Sad yes I know, but hey, you only live once.

I watched this clip, of a wedding party doing the Thriller dance at their reception. Then, me being the genius I am, thought, 'wouldn't it be funny if a whole group of people did that at the formal, just randomly...with one person starting, then random people joining in LOL'. (Yeah I actually thought 'LOL')

Now I can't get that image out of my head, and it cracks me up every time.

I suck :)

With thrilling love,
Mel

Monday, 19 May 2008 | 9:14 pm

Black and White

Went to Rowena's black and white 17th on Saturday. It was awesome fun and I wore red socks. I went a little crazy but then again, so did everyone else. I guess it's because it's the first party in a long time so everyone let their hair down so to speak. In short, I will never live down the sprinkler, good thing nobody has a photo of it. Poor Tara and Chan, there's an incriminating photo of them doing the robot and everyone remembers Chris doing the running man!

In other news, WE'RE GOING TO LORNE FOR SCHOOLIES!! Everything is planned and it's going to be fun fun FUN FUN FUN! Hurry up and ask your parents guys! You don't want to miss out. Tara, Kymbat, Ashley, Chris, Tim and I are definately going so that leaves a grand total of THREE MORE SPOTS to fill.

YAY!

Here are some photos of Rowena's party because I can't be stuffed writing a proper post and a picture equals a thousand words or some hackneyed cliche like that.

Very apt display of black and white

We is prettyful

Make Australia carbon neutral!! Black balloons are depressing

Ros, me and Tara 'Lucifer' Thayalan

Kisses!!

Hot shot of the night!

In the wise words of others:
luv ya xoxo
Mel

Pee.ess - Rugby tops tomorrow?? YAYNESS

Thursday, 15 May 2008 | 7:43 pm

LOLness

Mayo: You know, drinking and maths don't go together. If you drink and derive, you're a bloody idiot.

HAHA!

Who knew he had more than two brain cells?

Love,
Mel

Saturday, 3 May 2008 | 10:32 pm

Dad's Going Away...

...and mum's bought enough canned baked beans to feed all the starving kids in Africa and possibly deplete what little is left of our ozone layer.

My dad's going back to Malaysia on holidays, taking with him the only legal driver's license in our family. By legal I mean one that isn't a learner permit and one that has been used at least once in the past 10 years, and not just to get into a bar. Obviously, shopping will be a problem so my mum saw fit to stock up on groceries [like it's 1999] and what did she buy...CANNED BAKED BEANS.

Genius. I see now where I get it from.

Love,
Mel

Pee.ess - Honestly, I'd rather die than have to smell what is likely to be produced from living off a diet of baked beans.

Thursday, 1 May 2008 | 11:53 pm

P is for poetry...

and Piece-of-shit

What better way to spend a lazy english class than write poetry? Here goes:

Mel's hungry.
Very hungry.
Can't think.
Too hungry.
Mel's poetic!
and hungry.

I'm extremely talented and you're just jealous. What am I saying. It's total crap. I will cease and desist, my poetic prowess may be too much for your pathetic little brain to handle. Anyway, I have 2 thirds of an analysis essay yet to be completed.

Love,
Mel

Pee.ess - And the words spill forth like verbal diarrhoea, except out of my fingers. Weird place to have diarrhoea now that I think about it.

| 6:42 pm

Dumbass strikes back!

Went to my chemistry tutor's house the other day, walked up the driveway and started ringing the doorbell. Nobody answered. I thought, "hey that's strange, he was expecting me". So I gave him a call and told him I was outside.

I bet you can guessed what happened.

Turns out I was ringing on the wrong doorbell, my tutor's house was the one NEXT DOOR. Pfft, I'm dumb, put me down.

In completely unrelated news, we were talking about babies and plastic surgery the other day. I thought that when you get a C-section, the surgeons did a little lipo on the way out. Kymbat was like, "while I'm out, can they give me a facelift?". Rowena said, "let's just trade the baby for a boob job". Or something along those lines. Funny stuff :) Then we started talking about belly buttons (speaking of which, did you know that Patricia Heaton has NO BELLYBUTTON?) and how you got an innie or outtie. We were debating whether or not the father got to cut the cord.

Here's my el lamo joke of the day (or of the day before yesterday, I'm a bit slow to blog current news)

What if the father misses? The doctor would be like, "oops! Now you have a daughter"

Hahahano.

It was funny at the time I suppose.

Love,
Mel the dumbass and other embarassing things