Friday, 4 April 2008 | 1:46 pm

The Dentist

My dentist went away :(, but then she was replaced by this hot younger guy, so I cheered right back up again. I was started to develop a crush on this hot younger dentist until he stuck the drill in my mouth and told me I needed sealants. Needless to say, the happy feelings went away and I realized that although he was hot, he was still a dentist. I hate dentists, no hard feelings k?

On the way home I walked into a bush. No joke. I was looking down a side street because there were some workers fixing power lines and I was wondering whether anybody still didn't have electricity when BAM. Into the bush I went. There was a car passing by and as I backed away from the bush, the driver looked out the window and LAUGHED. HE LAUGHED. Oh why, WHY do I always humiliate myself in public places?

Love,
Mel

Pee.ess - I think I see a trend, I used to have a crush on my optometrist but now he's old so I don't anymore.