Tuesday, 18 March 2008 | 8:13 pm
Males think with their....
Ugh. All guys are perverted. I'm just going to target them, because I've never caught a chick obviously looking me up and down and grinning sheepishly at me when caught. I've noticed a general growth in the number of guys checking me out, which is weird because there's not really anything to see. Plus, Rowena and Tara have been complaining about it a lot too. Like that indian guy on the bus that kept staring on the old men then fix their eyes on your chest area and talk only to the twins.
It's like....what the HELL. Just because I'm wearing a skirt and have boobs doesn't mean you have permission to stare at my legs hoping to catch a glimpse of my underwear! It's not like you're going to see anything you can't see in Target. Quite frankly, the endless staring is really annoying and pointless. WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN PERVERTED GUYS WHO HANG OUT ON THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEM AND RECKON WOMEN WERE MADE TO BE THEIR HAREM.
F*&% YOU MISTER.
That being said, having a perve is alright as long as nobody notices. I'm one huge hypocrite because Tara, Kymbat and I perve on guys all the time! I guess males just think that they're being surreptitious about it, but seriously, if you're talking to a girl, please keep your eyes on her face. If you're in her line of sight, don't stare. Jesus, it can't be that difficult. I saw this guy I haven't seen in ages and he was staring at my LEGS whilst talking to me. I'm either really scary or this guy just isn't gettin' any. Ugh.
Also, I hate guys that drive around in flashy red convertibles, rev their engines as they drive past and look back to check if you were watching them. If you're feeling so damn insecure, get a dog! They'll love you forever. I refuse to watch you because really, I'm not interested in how fast your car can go.
Ok, that concludes my rant. I'm sure Tara will agree with me. Guys that stare are freaky and make you want to sick the police on them.
Love,
Mel
Pee.ess - I'm really not worth looking at so please just stop with the creepy leg and boob staring shit ok. I'm sure there are some airbrushed pictures of chicks on the internet that are way better looking than the short asian girl who really hates you
It's like....what the HELL. Just because I'm wearing a skirt and have boobs doesn't mean you have permission to stare at my legs hoping to catch a glimpse of my underwear! It's not like you're going to see anything you can't see in Target. Quite frankly, the endless staring is really annoying and pointless. WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN PERVERTED GUYS WHO HANG OUT ON THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEM AND RECKON WOMEN WERE MADE TO BE THEIR HAREM.
F*&% YOU MISTER.
That being said, having a perve is alright as long as nobody notices. I'm one huge hypocrite because Tara, Kymbat and I perve on guys all the time! I guess males just think that they're being surreptitious about it, but seriously, if you're talking to a girl, please keep your eyes on her face. If you're in her line of sight, don't stare. Jesus, it can't be that difficult. I saw this guy I haven't seen in ages and he was staring at my LEGS whilst talking to me. I'm either really scary or this guy just isn't gettin' any. Ugh.
Also, I hate guys that drive around in flashy red convertibles, rev their engines as they drive past and look back to check if you were watching them. If you're feeling so damn insecure, get a dog! They'll love you forever. I refuse to watch you because really, I'm not interested in how fast your car can go.
Ok, that concludes my rant. I'm sure Tara will agree with me. Guys that stare are freaky and make you want to sick the police on them.
Love,
Mel
Pee.ess - I'm really not worth looking at so please just stop with the creepy leg and boob staring shit ok. I'm sure there are some airbrushed pictures of chicks on the internet that are way better looking than the short asian girl who really hates you