Sunday, 23 March 2008 | 6:05 pm

Breaking News!

That's right guys! As seen here first and not on Julian's blog. Actually, I won't even try to copy Julian's tabloid style, we all know he does it best. Everyone loves his oversensationalized posts and quotes from dubious sources. Well, just to spite him, here's the proof that Tara is The Devil, AS SEEN HERE FIRST. NYAH!

Isn't that just the scariest thing you have ever seen? I know I'M scared. This isn't photoshopped in any way, it's a 100% bona fide Devil headshot. Not quite as cool as Jesus on toast, but do you think I could sell it on eBay? I guess it's true what they say, a picture never lies. Good thing Tara is probably reclining on a deck chair somewhere in one of Malaysia's many 5 star beach resorts. No chance of retribution, at least, not till she comes back.

Love,
Mel

Pee.ess - Hell yeah, The Devil is most definately a woman. Women are scary. Grr