Friday, 22 February 2008 | 9:00 pm

My dad is lame

and thus, by association, I am also lame.

My cousin [Yik], brother [Eug] and I were drinking milkshakes in the kitchen while my dad [Ba] was boiling corn. This was the conversation.

Eug: Weren't you supposed to shake the milkshake first?

Yik: Put it in your mouth and shake it

Me: *demonstrates gargling milkshake*

Ba: What is this...a mouthshake?

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LOL. I don't know him, he's only my father.

Love,
Mel

Pee.ess - That's what you get when English is your dad's 3rd language.