rain on me
Monday, 4 February 2008 | 8:56 pm

"My heart attack's coming on early"

Mummy's jetting off for a week in....Malaysia. Just for Chinese New Year, plane fees paid for in full by her boss. How awesome is THAT?

On the flip side, I never make my own lunches, or cook my own dinners. It's not that I don't know how to (I mean, how hard is it to make Maggi Mee?), it's just that I really don't have time in the morning. Kudos for all her hard work over the years. Lunch for the rest of the week will be ham slapped between two slices of bread, perhaps buttered if I wake up early enough. When the ham runs out, its a nutella or peanut butter sandwich.

In preparation for my mum not being around to control my dad's diet, Ba's gone and bought fatty slabs of meat to make bak ku teh, and bacon, for bacon and eggs. Ouch my heart hurts just thinking about it.

HOW WILL WE SURVIVE?

Love,
Mel

Pee.ess - If I collapse clutching my chest and convulsing, please call an ambulence. kthnxbye