Thursday, 2 August 2007 | 6:25 pm

The Rejects Club

Are you tired of being left out? Scared of going to the movies with your friends because you don't want to feel like the third leg of a lame donkey? Sick of not having anybody to cuddle during lonely and cold lunch breaks? Looking for a place to be single and proud?

Did you respond yes to any of these questions?

Well stop searching! THE REJECTS CLUB may be just what you're looking for!

Entrance criteria:

• Must be single
• Must have been rejected at least once in the past 2 years
• Must currently be in Year 12 at Box Hill High School
• Are not Tara, Ashwyn, Yen nie, Chris, Rowena or Jeremy

We offer free* candlelit dinners for the first 5 joining members

Hope to hear from you** soon!

* B.Y.O food and candles
**not inclusive of Tara, Ashwyn, Yen nie, Chris, Rowena or Jeremy

[We should just call ourselves the 'We Hate Tara, Ashwyn, Yen nie, Chris, Rowena and Jeremy (especially Jeremy) Club', or the 'WHTAYCRAJ(EJ)C' for short. That would probably clarify things a bit]