Sunday, 10 June 2007 | 10:30 am
Discombobulation
Oh, my incredible wit and intellect cracks me up sometimes. Pity nobody else knows what the hell I'm laughing about. Discombobulation get it? Discom-....on never mind.
I had a funny dream last night. I dreamed I was helping a guy with his chemistry homework, question 42 and 43 on his practice exam paper. I remember sneaking looks at him, then I told him I couldn't stop looking at him because he was so hot (haha, sounds like me). He said he kept sneakily looking at someone too, and I remember feeling sad because that person wasn't me. Well I assumed it wasn't me. I woke up before I could find out who it was. I have strange dreams, like the one where Vikram rolled a rock on Tara's step-grandma. There is also THIS dream and THIS dream. (Click on the this')
When I woke up, I picked up all my dirty clothes and took them to the laundry. On the way, I told my mum I was getting sick and you know what she said? She said, "You're not washing those clothes now! What a waste of water!"
There is SO not enough sympathy in this house.
Anyway, Jeremy just reminded me I have an exam in two days, how very kind of him. The next two things he said were "i have to go to work" and "by the way, we were planning on singeing your eyebrows off" (or something along those lines). Then he went offline! WHAT THE HELL? Who were planning to singe my eyebrows off? You can't just say something like that and not give me any details!
I LIKE my eyebrows, I go to a lot of effort to make my eyebrows look nice, YOU CAN'T JUST BURN THEM OFF! I was confused for awhile, but then I realized Ashwyn must have been the co-conspirator because we're all sleeping over at Rowena's house after the formal and none of my girlfriends would DARE attempt to mar my great beauty because they're all too nice.
I will interrogate that bastard (hehe) when he gets back.
Love,
Mel
I had a funny dream last night. I dreamed I was helping a guy with his chemistry homework, question 42 and 43 on his practice exam paper. I remember sneaking looks at him, then I told him I couldn't stop looking at him because he was so hot (haha, sounds like me). He said he kept sneakily looking at someone too, and I remember feeling sad because that person wasn't me. Well I assumed it wasn't me. I woke up before I could find out who it was. I have strange dreams, like the one where Vikram rolled a rock on Tara's step-grandma. There is also THIS dream and THIS dream. (Click on the this')
When I woke up, I picked up all my dirty clothes and took them to the laundry. On the way, I told my mum I was getting sick and you know what she said? She said, "You're not washing those clothes now! What a waste of water!"
There is SO not enough sympathy in this house.
Anyway, Jeremy just reminded me I have an exam in two days, how very kind of him. The next two things he said were "i have to go to work" and "by the way, we were planning on singeing your eyebrows off" (or something along those lines). Then he went offline! WHAT THE HELL? Who were planning to singe my eyebrows off? You can't just say something like that and not give me any details!
I LIKE my eyebrows, I go to a lot of effort to make my eyebrows look nice, YOU CAN'T JUST BURN THEM OFF! I was confused for awhile, but then I realized Ashwyn must have been the co-conspirator because we're all sleeping over at Rowena's house after the formal and none of my girlfriends would DARE attempt to mar my great beauty because they're all too nice.
I will interrogate that bastard (hehe) when he gets back.